its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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