I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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