He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
