i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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