So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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