dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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