Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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