im holly from the hills drunk
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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