Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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