So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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