Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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