I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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