you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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