do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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