K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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