problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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