a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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