You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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