well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Randomize
