It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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