In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
vagina is talking i cant
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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