we made out on top of his cat.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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