i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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