Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i will never coherently bang her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
