East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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