i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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