just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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