Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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