ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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