Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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