why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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