True but thats because hes a fetus.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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