She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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