stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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