When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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