So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My feet surprised me
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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