u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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