Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
