D3 body, D1 cock
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
