At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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