I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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