i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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