I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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