Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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