"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dignity is for republicans.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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