i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
where am i from again
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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