He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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