That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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