i permit you to call me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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