he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
It's official drugs can't kill me
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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