I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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